What are some good anti chess openings?

What do you think of this game?

http://en.lichess.org/hX6iYaVcGAIN

I think the endgame was interesting: 3 pawns vs. 3 pawns and won by stalemate.

http://en.lichess.org/KjmWumD2ZIu2

Strong looking counter against 1. e3

Is this lost by force?

Yes, it is lost by force, but for black :D .

If white knows what to do, white will won by force. Key moves are Kxd2 and Qxf3... and watch for move order. So, something like this:

http://en.lichess.org/bLDaeESg#0

I started reading this forum before I read the title.. Wth, thought everything was ironi :D

Thank you for good example srxa!

srxa in my opinion is still dubios the game after Nxf8...

1.e3 b6 is the best black opening when 1.e3 because anything else theoretically loses..but not to humans. Any human who never loses in 1.e3 b5 as white in rated games is a cheater.